I don’t like being the bad guy.
When people brag about how high their tolerance to marijuana is
Them: *takes six dabs and clears a bong twice*
Them: "I'm so fukin legit. 420 all day and I ain't even high yet."
Me: "but can you do this?"
Me: *takes one hit and is higher than an Appalachian mountain goat for two straight hours resulting in a vibration so intense that I dissolve into light particles*